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Sunday I spent a good deal of time cleaning one of our vehicles. It was overdue for a good detail job. Of course, that reminded me of a story:
One evening when Danny and I were just newlyweds, living in our first apartment, he asked me for my car keys. He was going to the car wash to clean my car for me. Never one to complain about someone cleaning my car for me unasked, I handed them over as fast as I could.
It was about 7 in the evening when he drove away. I figured he would be about half an hour so I ordered pizza to be delivered. This was back in the day when Dominoes delivered in 30 minutes or less. And pizza delivery was quite a novelty to me because that was the first time in my life I had lived in a place with pizza delivery. Don't laugh! I had always lived in small towns.
8 pm - Danny wasn't back yet. Pizza had been delivered. I ate my part.
8:30 - Wondering where he is. This was back in the years before we had cell phones in our possession so I couldn't just call him.
9 pm - How the hell dirty was my car anyway? It shouldn't take that long to clean it.
9:30 pm - Oh My God! What if he's out messing around on me with another woman and the "cleaning the car" thing was just an excuse? I'm mad. Really mad. He's gonna hear about this when he gets home.
10 pm - This is ridiculous. I would go look for him. But where to look?
10:30 pm - I drink a beer or two. It helps calm my nerves. Should I call his friends? Nah. Should I call my friends? Surely there is a reasonable explanation for taking this long to clean a car? It really wasn't that dirty, I thought.
11 pm - Danny walks in the door. I'm asleep on the couch and I wake up and give him a piece of my mind. He claims to have really been at the car wash cleaning and detailing my car. I storm off to bed.
The next morning I go downstairs to my car. It looks brand new. I mean it looks really really good inside and out. Not a speck of dirt or grime anywhere. I guess I have to believe him because here is the proof. And sure enough, over the many years we have been together, he has continued to clean our vehicles to utter sparkling newness. It just takes him hours and hours. But now I know that his attention to detail is boundless when it comes to cleaning. And organizing. But that's another story. Maybe I'll show a picture of his closet soon. The hangers are all matching and lined up EXACTLY 1 inch apart.