I was sitting there minding my own business and looking out the front door of the house. Sometimes human people have the audacity to walk by on the sidewalk in front of our house and I have to give them a warning. And a warning from me is pretty loud and scary. One day I even saw a woman running down the street. I can't be certain if she was exercising or running away from my warning.
But that day I was sitting there and Rocky came up behind me with zombie eyes. I was very frightened and I sat as still as possible.

Finally he wandered off. I tell you, that was a close call.

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